22 August 1999 Typoon Sam - Star Ferry Central
The Hares: Ding A Ling
Attendance: 33 Hashers
| Name | Hash Name | Pack |
| Philip Mckenzie | The Doc | S2H3 |
| Aaron Greene | Camel Sucker | WH3 |
| Belen Binarao | Pack Pleaser | WH3 |
| Bernadeth Bernal | Implants | WH3 |
| Bob Whitehead | Bobbledick | WH3 |
| Brian Lawton | Brain Damage | WH3 |
| C P Ayong | ||
| Christina Gauson | Binic Babe | WH3 |
| Christine Mclellon | Will it Fit | WH3 |
| Colin Robson | Twanx | WH3 |
| Craig Dacison | Laa Laa | WH3 |
| Daniel Hess | Hess | WH3 |
| Dave Johnson | Rain Man | SKH3 |
| Derek Dixon | Dribble Dick | WH3 |
| Emily Samson | Sebaceous Secretion | WH3 |
| Eric Cox | ||
| Gordon Mclellon | Fill me cavity | WH3 |
| Jimmy Thomson | CU | WH3 |
| Joel Gauson | Cats Cunt | WH3 |
| Julie McKenzie | Tank Girl | WH3 |
| Julie Robson | Wet One | WH3 |
| Kandi Solab | Tight Clit | WH3 |
| Ken McMann | ||
| Maggie Reynolds | Motor Mouth | WH3 |
| Malcolm Brookes | WH3 | |
| Mariana Colegial | WH3 | |
| Nick Axiotes | Pugak | WH3 |
| Peter Keeping | Brare Rabbit | WH3 |
| Rob Littlefair | Fairy Snow | SKH3 |
| Rogine Leung | Spotted Dick | WH3 |
| Rudy Mendoza | Seaman Stains | WH3 |
| Shirley Au | Duchess of Puke | WH3 |
| Steve Taylor | Feeler | WH3 |
| Theresa Yu | Ying Tong | WH3 |
| Tymon Mellor | Ding A Ling | T8 |
Now this was wet and windy!

Well, well, well, what can a person say about the T-8 Hash. To begin with, I have to say that if you are a person that does not mind strong winds and heavy rain then a T-8 Hash is the very place for you.
The T-8 Hash this Sunday turned out to be a pretty good run overall although there were a few hashers that found themselves lost and ended up making their own trail and this was mainly because of the difficulty in finding hash markings. The markings that you did manage to find were not very visible. Maybe it was because of the persistent rainfall, I dont know.
At the beginning of the run, the hashers were attacked by a huge mob of Amahs. The Amahs were chanting and screaming as the frighten Hashers helplessly fought their way through. After passing the crazed and insane mob of Amahs, the hashers sprinted off towards the outlying island ferry terminals, only to find nothing. So, back they ran, through the streets of Central like a pack of wild dogs barking ON, ON. Up and down the streets the hashers went looking for markings that were pretty much invisible to the eye. A good 50 minutes went by before someone brought up the idea of turning back because there was no hope in finding the rest of the trail. So, the hashers carefully began their journey back down to the ON, ON.
Seaman Stains, Ding a Ling and Rain man ran the circle. ON, ON followed at Spotted dicks house for pasta.
19/08/01