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Run No. 1311 Hang Hau, hared by Hopeless
Best turnout of the year so far with 66
runners and more than a few dogs taking advantage of
perfect weather (note, the RA was not present) and a
popular hashing area to enjoy a great afternoon in Junk
Bay.
This being the first run I was able to do since the
AGM in Cheung Chau 3 weeks ago, I was fascinated to
see how the new committee would perform. But,alas, the
GM was away. And the ever delightful Bravefart was also
not in attendance, nor the forever absent Haggis. However
we did have Hare Hopeless, tagged as RA as a last ditch
manoeuvre by the old committee before seceding to a
more anally acceptable position as Hash Cash.
Well, he was haring today, and he was looking pleased.
We had four trails, no less, including a long kind of
super Rambo as a result of complaints about previous
runs being too short. Runners were swent off at 16.04,
four minutes too late, which Hopeless will lose sleep
over, and after a check or two and a few hundred yards
along the road we were up through the graveyard and
into the hills with lovely views of the surrounding
mountains. Following the trail with me here were various
hashers, including a very youthful-looking Old Sock,
no-name May, Freewheel and the Pink Poofter.
Here a split took the Rambos on a guided tour of a major
land reclamation, touted for a future housing estate.
This loop went down, round, down and round then up to
rejoin the wimps for a lovely trail down through the
woods to the village of Mang Kung Uk. As we were running
along one of the quarry levels we heard a great commotion
up above, where various species of the Pussy family
were posing for a group photograph at the edge of the
drop.
Rejoining the road at the village we found the last
split, in other words the long run or easy on home.
Hmmm. Hot day and all that, but it's too good an opportunity
to miss, so on up onto the High Junk Peak ridge with
Minor Lip Service, Henrik, Dr Doom, Bobbledick and others.
Recent rains had made the trails a bit plothery, but
no crashes were recorded. No injuries requiring medical
treatment either, which was surprising because hash
nurse Bangkok was not wearing any clothes. At the top
an inviting trail leads off to the right, but thankfully
in view of the heat the hare took us down and to the
left on another great running trail which led to the
Clearwater Bay Road.
Village paths led us on down through Wo Tong Kong and
back to the A.
Cold beers were out in force. Nice to see Camel lounging
around doing nothing after his magnificent performance
of the last year. That's a long time for an AGM. Speaking
of which, we now have a new one, co-opted onto the committee
on his first run. What were they thinking of, I wonder?
Didn't his mother tell him never to be an AGM on his
first hash? Word is he memorizes Caligula's list every
night so as not to get down downs wrong, and also to
familiarise himself with the names of all the bonkable
harriettes.
One failing of the hash in recent years has been that
no one goes to the bash any more. As a result of which
hares have more or less stopped trying to organise bashes.
That's a great shame. In fact, 37 people took the trouble
to walk over to the Hang Hau old village and eat at
the Thai Dai Pai Dong, where great food was had by all.
Sundays can be difficult at popular venues such as this,
and some of us had to wait for a while before getting
a seat. But we got there eventually and Hopeless popped
round every two minutes to make sure the food was OK.
Or was he serving it? I can't remember. Water intoxication,
maybe.
The Circle
Opened, in the absence of any committee
members with tits, by Just Come.
The hare
four runs !! Set today, that is.
Virgins Cathy, Syria, Heather, Minor Lip Service.
(No, she wasn't a virgin, she told me.)
Returnees: Silly Cow, Priscilla,
Ten runs
Contractor, Legally Blonde. Caligula
as ever prepared with the patches.
Yummy Mummy and Butterfly, 69 runs. The hash was
agog at the possibility of a lesbian 69 but no, Camel
couldn't resist stepping in.
Amahs Self Raising Flour, Kumquat May and G String.
Wet Patch, 50 runs.
On in Precious Pussy, also and preferably known
as Ninja, for 100 runs.
Dr Doom, 150 runs.
G String, bitten by a dog exactly a year ago (no,
not that one of Tight Clit's, which got squashed last
week when Motormouth stepped on it) and mauled today
by a pink cuddly toy.
Doom and G String, 5 years of bonking. Lily the
Drink joined them on their anniversary for a threesome.
Action Asia stars, Captain Pubic and Bobbledick.
Captain Pubic
Dog people on in, plus Indy on the phone.
Dogs not allowed in the park! They had their own
circle outside.
Hash Bike, got a few hairnets, hates those big
spiders.
Indy, no longer a serious hasher.
Bobbledick, in the Action Asia race without a
helmet, steals one from a dying competitor.
Hopeless
Lost property, a handbag belonging to Princess
Cocktosser. That's a name I haven't heard before
Sex on the hash. Emma Royd and Silly Cow.
ET, the only hasher who can afford to give Hash
Cash a $500 note these days.
AGM, Just Come, and Butterfly. What happened?
Just Come
Camel and Pole Dancer, smoking cigars.
Captain Pubic
Indy, for great parenting. The park, the water,
and Mud Max hasn't fallen in
Shithouse, for getting a poison ivy rash
Bobbledick. First in the OAP class in Action Asia,
then being bitchy to Frank the Plank for coming second.
Hopeless
A bankers down down. Old Sock and Bare Ass for
dobbing in Little Sai Wanker, who did something disgusting
I can't remember.
Old Sock has dyed his hair. The colour ran the
moment he stepped underneath his patented shower
Pissing on trail; G String, amongst others
Just Come, misbehaving with respectable harriettes
Captain Pubic
Bondi, wearing only a towel
Free Fuck
no idea what this one was for
Camel
The testosterone challenged
not! ...ex AGM
finally notices the hash nurse is not wearing any clothes
Caligula
Silly Cow, recently hashing in Africa, regurgitated
by lion
Returnees who didn't own up first time round.
Princess Cocksucker, Any Dick Will Do.
BOF, burning his genitals in the shower.
Tequila Fuckwit, wears nipple shields when running,
also before breast feeding.
Hopeless, the hare
no beer left
Next Week's Run
Stanley. A to B run.
Hares G String, Neptune's Pussy and Bangkok.
On on, Bondi Barbie
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